Come on, please, it’s a terrifying new phenomenon.
Bro, it totally isnt what you think it is, the scientists are completely stymied bro, it is no joke, you gotta take it serious bro, why are you smirking? The scientists are so bewildered by this mysterious death of healthy young people that they are going to make a ‘register’ bro, it is no joke bro pleeeeeese stop smirking bro.