Flu shots bro!
Bro, have you seen the news? Flu shots actually PREVENT heart attacks! Did you know this? I know you have sworn off all injections after the pandemic, but you gotta reverse that bro. I know you say you never had a flu shot except when your wife was pregnant cuz the doctor forced you to…but bro, it has health ADVANTAGES. Bro, your immune system is like an iPhone, it needs regular “app updates”. The whole POINT of your immune system is to accept medicines as app updates bro.
