Stop Sending Me Data & Whitepapers

Manetho Gweilo | Jun 27, 2023 min read

Bro, how many times do I have to tell you?

Bro, I told you I am not into “data” and “graphs” and “studies”. You don’t need to read all that crap bro, just read the summary or the headline. Or you don’t even have to read, just watch the news and they explain it for you.

Bro, what do you mean when you say:

“they say ‘onset’ in this one but they are really showing the increase happened AFTER the pandemic”?

What does that even mean bro?

https://www.bhf.org.uk/-/media/files/what-we-do/influencing-change/strengthening-health-and-care-systems/excess-deaths-involving-cvd/excess-deaths-involving-cvd-in-england_an-anlysis-and-explainer.pdf

Bro, this second “study” of yours is probably just misinformation published by some third rate university. Yale? Isn’t that a law school? They probably dont even watch the news.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2022.07.31.22278064v1

Bro, this last “study” you sent me is from Israel. But it is from 2022 bro, so it’s…like…out of date. Science evolves bro. We know more now than we did then. They said so on the news. Plus bro, have you had haman-taschen? Or bourekas? They’re amazing. If you ate those all the time you would have heart problems too, it’s probably their diet bro.

https://www.mdpi.com/2077-0383/11/8/2219/htm