Bro, you gotta lay off sex with your wife, it might kill you bro, seriously bro….it’s not caused by anything else. The rise in sex-based asthma attacks is increasing not because of the thing you are probably thinking bro. Come on, please stop having sex with your wife bro, it could kill …

Come on, please be careful around Christmas Trees. “Bro, Christmas-tree syndrome is causing heart attacks, and so is ’too much freedom’ from the end of the lockdowns bro, that is causing the heart attacks, trust me bro, it isnt stuff you think ok….”