What a relief, they figured it out bro. Bro, I know you’ve been obsessed with the blood clots and stuff. You kept blaming it on the medicine but I kept showing you real science (in the form of mainstream media headlines) that this simply wasn’t true. I trust the experts. And I know you …

Dont send me this crap Bro, I know you’ve been obsessed with correlating the medicine to the shots, so I get why you’re sending me this. Don’t just send me screenshots with no context bro. I get it. You’ve been obsessed with clots every since you saw that one documentary. But …

Stop the keto diet bro! You gotta stop with any artificial sweeteners. Turns out THAT is the reason for all the increase in heart attacks and strokes.

Bro you see this bro? You see the blue checks? That means it is fact-checked bro, you gotta believe it, it’s real. Eggs, you gotta stop drinking raw eggs for your weight-lifting gains bro…..plus eggs are expensive, you gotta do your part bro

Come on, please bro. I know “irregular heartbeats” sounds more like a consequence than a causation, but stop thinking critically so much. The science is decided. Bro, see? it is just irregular heart beats man, people just dying cuz of that bro, it has nothing to do with anything else. …

Come on, please stop eating fruit . ESPECIALLY grapefruit. I’ll save you from reading the article bro. It’s grapefruit. I know people have been suggesting it as a healthy breakfast food for decades, but the science has changed. Come on bro, it’s really serious, you gotta stop …

Come on, please stop drinking tea . Come on bro, seriously bro, lay off the black tea bro, it could cause blood clots bro, seriously! I know black tea is supposed to prevent strokes and blood clots, and I know people have been drinking it for thousands of years but the new science is out bro and it …

come on, sleep different bro Bro, you gotta be careful how you sleep bro, it totally causes strokes and blood clots bro, it isnt anything else bro, it is real bro, you gotta heed the warning bro, dont fall asleep sitting upright bro…all those times on trains and planes you fall asleep, that …

Come on, please take this seriously. It’s a reputable source. Seriously bro, blood clots are happening in younger and younger people, it is totally mysterious bro we have no idea why bro….you gotta take it seriously.

“Bro after you watch tv you totally need to do some exercise cuz bingewatching can cause spontaneous heart attacks bro”

Come on, please be careful around Christmas Trees. “Bro, Christmas-tree syndrome is causing heart attacks, and so is ’too much freedom’ from the end of the lockdowns bro, that is causing the heart attacks, trust me bro, it isnt stuff you think ok….”

Come on, please be careful with your post-lockdown freedom. “Bro, Christmas-tree syndrome is causing heart attacks, and so is ’too much freedom’ from the end of the lockdowns bro, that is causing the heart attacks, trust me bro, it isnt stuff you think ok….”

Cold weather bro! Bro, Cold Weather can cause heart attacks too bro, so bundle up when it starts getting cold again bro, why are you laughing? Take it seriously bro, and dont forget your mask bro, you need to trust the science bro.

PPSD (Post Pandemic Stress Disorder) It has a name now, the science has given it a name. Bro it is just post-pandemic stress bro, seriously, this is serious stuff bro, it isnt anything else, just post-pandemic stress