See!? I’ve told you so many times bro, climate change is really serious. I know it was global cooling and acid rain in the past, but that’s when we knew less about it. Now we know better and we also see how it is effecting hearts bro.

Come on, please…climate change is causing spontaneous deaths. Seriously bro, it’s real science bro, stop laughing. Climate change is really causing people to randomly drop dead bro, it isn’t anything else bro, stop laughing, it ISNT FUNNY BRO!

More weather! See? See, i keep telling you about how weather effects things, look. It’s ABC bro. Why are you ignoring me? Heart disease is being caused by the weather. It’s not absurd bro, it’s science.

Come on, please, it’s a terrifying new phenomenon. Bro, it totally isnt what you think it is, the scientists are completely stymied bro, it is no joke, you gotta take it serious bro, why are you smirking? The scientists are so bewildered by this mysterious death of healthy young people that …