Stop the keto diet bro! You gotta stop with any artificial sweeteners. Turns out THAT is the reason for all the increase in heart attacks and strokes.

Come on, why did you send this to me? Come on bro, why did you send me this article bro? Kids have heart attacks all the time bro, there is totally nothing abnormal here. Stop trying to fear-monger bro, you know that can make medicines not work bro, you saw that NIH paper…fear-mongering can …

See bro!? I told you to wear a mask! Come on bro, please just wear a mask! they finally found the source of all the heart attacks….it’s Tiny Particles in the Air that cause it bro….it makes sense bro, kinda like a vaccum cleaner can get clogged, your heart can get clogged if the …

Bro, you gotta lay off sex with your wife, it might kill you bro, seriously bro….it’s not caused by anything else. The rise in sex-based asthma attacks is increasing not because of the thing you are probably thinking bro. Come on, please stop having sex with your wife bro, it could kill …

Come on, please, I think I figured it out: Bro, I think it might be tennis, tennis might be causing all these heart attacks bro

Come on, please STOP playing videogames: Bro, YOU GOTTA STOP IT WITH THE VIDEO GAMES WITH YOUR KIDS….SERIOUSLY THIS TIME! I wont let you put your children at risk!

Come on, please, STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES: BRO!!!!! You gotta stop playing video games with your kids! Turns out they can cause heart attacks! Seriously bro, it isnt anything else just video games! Why do you not take me seriously bro, I try to show you the proof you just dont wanna read the …

Come on, please bro. you gotta stop taking echinacea, rose hips, St Johns wart, and the valerian to help you sleep bro…..all those herbal supplements that you take are gonna give you heart problems bro, seriously…. why are you trying to hide your laughter bro? I am SO SERIOUS…i …

Come on, please, warn your family. Bro, you gotta tell your little brother to quit the sportsball team, he is totally at risk bro. You gotta take is seriously bro, it’s not cuz of what you think it is, it is cuz of the sportsball and the athleteing. Being an athlete is totally bad for your …

Come on, please bro, calm down you see this article, it’s real bro, you can die of happiness bro….it isnt anything else you might be thinking….totally real bro, you gotta take it seriously

Come on, please bro it’s true. Younger people can have heart attacks too bro, it says here in this article. We have known about this for a while now, and you are just fixated on this cuz of what’s happening. It’s nothing bro…even if it is increasing that doesn’t mean …

Come on PLEASE DONT OPEN YOUR MAIL! Bro, Energy bills are causing more heart attacks and strokes bro

Come on please bro I cant go to the pub. Bro, I think we need to skip the drinks tonight, I read that even the recommended amounts of alcohol can actually cause you to have heart attacks now bro….stop snickering and covering your mouth bro, i know you are laughing at me, and it’s cuz …

Come on please don’t skip breakfast Bro, you gotta remember to not skip breakfast cuz that can increase your risk of heart attack bro, trust me it isnt funny, stop laughing bro, you always laugh at me when I warn you bro Look there are TONS of articles on this stuff bro, you just dont like …

“Bro after you watch tv you totally need to do some exercise cuz bingewatching can cause spontaneous heart attacks bro”

Cold weather bro! Bro, Cold Weather can cause heart attacks too bro, so bundle up when it starts getting cold again bro, why are you laughing? Take it seriously bro, and dont forget your mask bro, you need to trust the science bro.

Come on, please help me warn women bro. We have to warn them. Seriously bro, i know a girl that got ‘winter vagina’ from the cold also bro, it isnt funny, also it can cause heart attacks, it isnt what you might think bro, seriously you gotta believe me.