Bro, the hot weather is causing the heart problems Bro, see I told you about the cold weather heart problems. And the extreme weather but here is more validation that you should care about Climate Change. Much like the medicine, you also deny Climate Change too… I mean, I know you agree the …

Bro, it’s the Exercise! Come on, please go get the medicine injected bro.I am particularly worried about you because I know how fitness conscious you are bro. PLEEEZE!!!!1!!! bro you gotta get the injection like I did, cuz exercise can Double your risk of heart problems. I know this article is …

More weather! See? See, i keep telling you about how weather effects things, look. It’s ABC bro. Why are you ignoring me? Heart disease is being caused by the weather. It’s not absurd bro, it’s science.

Come on please, you gotta lay off the gardening. I know you grow your own fruits and vegetables to eat because you think that is healthier, but it isn’t. The science has now found that working in your soil is causing more than usual heart attacks. It isn’t the other thing you always …