myocarditis

Kids Have Heart Attacks!

But that doesn’t prove anything! Bro, I hate to tell you, but bad stuff happens. Kids have heart attacks too! Remember I showed you that kids have strokes? It’s the same thing bro. Come on bro, kids totally get heart attacks, it is totally normal bro. This person seems to think otherwise …

Pharma buys 'Heart' …

But that doesn’t mean anything! Hey bro, did you notice that last year Pfizer bought a company that specializes in medication for tissue inflammation specifically for Myocarditis and Pericarditis? I dont think it means anything tho bro, dont read too much into it.

Pharma admits to heart …

But that doesn’t mean anything! Bro, ok so I know this looks really bad, but that doesnt mean you were right bro. Pharma companies have to admit everything bro, they trust the science and are transparent about everything bro. This doesnt mean that they knew this during the pandemic and that it …

Stop Sending Me Data & …

Bro, how many times do I have to tell you? Bro, I told you I am not into “data” and “graphs” and “studies”. You don’t need to read all that crap bro, just read the summary or the headline. Or you don’t even have to read, just watch the news and they …

GoogleTrends = …

Ignore Google Trends bro. It’s important not to do your own “homework” and “critical thinking” remember? Ignore the Google Trends for “myocarditis” that skyrocketed in 2021 bro….you are just fear mongering by sharing that. And before you say anything, …

Younger And Younger …

Come on, please take this seriously. It’s a reputable source. Seriously bro, blood clots are happening in younger and younger people, it is totally mysterious bro we have no idea why bro….you gotta take it seriously.

Christmas Trees

Come on, please be careful around Christmas Trees. “Bro, Christmas-tree syndrome is causing heart attacks, and so is ’too much freedom’ from the end of the lockdowns bro, that is causing the heart attacks, trust me bro, it isnt stuff you think ok….”

Too Much Freedom

Come on, please be careful with your post-lockdown freedom. “Bro, Christmas-tree syndrome is causing heart attacks, and so is ’too much freedom’ from the end of the lockdowns bro, that is causing the heart attacks, trust me bro, it isnt stuff you think ok….”

Post Pandemic Stress

PPSD (Post Pandemic Stress Disorder) It has a name now, the science has given it a name. Bro it is just post-pandemic stress bro, seriously, this is serious stuff bro, it isnt anything else, just post-pandemic stress