Come on, please…climate change is causing spontaneous deaths. Seriously bro, it’s real science bro, stop laughing. Climate change is really causing people to randomly drop dead bro, it isn’t anything else bro, stop laughing, it ISNT FUNNY BRO!

Come on please, you gotta lay off the gardening. I know you grow your own fruits and vegetables to eat because you think that is healthier, but it isn’t. The science has now found that working in your soil is causing more than usual heart attacks. It isn’t the other thing you always …