See bro? I told you, it’s the Exercise! See bro, you gotta just go get the medicine and stop trying to exercise UNLESS you get your vaccine then exercise is good. Otherwise remember, I told you that doing exercise doubles your risk of heart disease. You exercise as if your immune system gets …

Bro, how old was your wife when she gave birth !? Bro, how old was your wife when she had your kids again? Bro, I think you should get her checked out cuz I know you insisted she didnt get the medicine. It turns out having kids a the prime child-bearing age is also the cause of heart attacks and …

Stop the keto diet bro! You gotta stop with any artificial sweeteners. Turns out THAT is the reason for all the increase in heart attacks and strokes.

Come on, please understand May is pediatriatric stroke awareness montha and it is more common than people thing bro you gotta take it seriously, it has nothing to do with other things for real. Please trust the science. The timing of this is just coincidental.

Come on PLEASE DONT OPEN YOUR MAIL! Bro, Energy bills are causing more heart attacks and strokes bro