Artificial Sweeteners!

Stop the keto diet bro! You gotta stop with any artificial sweeteners. Turns out THAT is the reason for all the increase in heart attacks and strokes.

Kids Have Strokes Too!

Come on, please understand May is pediatriatric stroke awareness montha and it is more common than people thing bro you gotta take it seriously, it has nothing to do with other things for real. Please trust the science. The timing of this is just coincidental.

Energy Bills

Come on PLEASE DONT OPEN YOUR MAIL! Bro, Energy bills are causing more heart attacks and strokes bro