stymied
Mysterious Preganancy …
Bro, did you hear about all these pregnancy complications…..totally weird! no one knows why dude! the science hasnt had a chance to catch up to this mystery….i hope the science will change soon so we can finally understand what is going on here…..it totally couldnt be that thing …
Mystery Syndrome
Come on please bro, it totally isnt what you think it is, the scientists are completely stymied bro, it is no joke, you gotta take it serious bro, why are you smirking? The scientists are so bewildered by this mysterious death of healthy young people that they are going to make a …
SADS (Sudden Adult Death …
Come on, please, SADS is real. Come on Bro, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome is totally a thing bro, you gotta believe me bro, people are dying bro, it has nothing to do with the stuff you think it is about bro
Younger And Younger …
Come on, please take this seriously. It’s a reputable source. Seriously bro, blood clots are happening in younger and younger people, it is totally mysterious bro we have no idea why bro….you gotta take it seriously.
Climate change
Come on, please, it’s a terrifying new phenomenon. Bro, it totally isnt what you think it is, the scientists are completely stymied bro, it is no joke, you gotta take it serious bro, why are you smirking? The scientists are so bewildered by this mysterious death of healthy young people that …