But that doesn’t prove anything! Bro, I hate to tell you, but bad stuff happens. Kids have heart attacks too! Remember I showed you that kids have strokes? It’s the same thing bro. Come on bro, kids totally get heart attacks, it is totally normal bro. This person seems to think otherwise …

Bro, I dont know why young people are dying more! Bro, stop asking me questions that only God can know. Also please stop sending me charts and data all the time, it doesn’t do anything. All I do is look at it and then need someone to explain it. And when someone pro-medicine explains it to me, …

Come on, why did you send this to me? Come on bro, why did you send me this article bro? Kids have heart attacks all the time bro, there is totally nothing abnormal here. Stop trying to fear-monger bro, you know that can make medicines not work bro, you saw that NIH paper…fear-mongering can …

Come on, please, I think I figured it out: Bro, I think it might be tennis, tennis might be causing all these heart attacks bro

Come on, please, STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES: BRO!!!!! You gotta stop playing video games with your kids! Turns out they can cause heart attacks! Seriously bro, it isnt anything else just video games! Why do you not take me seriously bro, I try to show you the proof you just dont wanna read the …

Come on, please bro. you gotta stop taking echinacea, rose hips, St Johns wart, and the valerian to help you sleep bro…..all those herbal supplements that you take are gonna give you heart problems bro, seriously…. why are you trying to hide your laughter bro? I am SO SERIOUS…i …

Come on, please, warn your family. Bro, you gotta tell your little brother to quit the sportsball team, he is totally at risk bro. You gotta take is seriously bro, it’s not cuz of what you think it is, it is cuz of the sportsball and the athleteing. Being an athlete is totally bad for your …

Come on, please bro, calm down you see this article, it’s real bro, you can die of happiness bro….it isnt anything else you might be thinking….totally real bro, you gotta take it seriously

Come on please bro, it totally isnt what you think it is, the scientists are completely stymied bro, it is no joke, you gotta take it serious bro, why are you smirking? The scientists are so bewildered by this mysterious death of healthy young people that they are going to make a …

Come on, please understand May is pediatriatric stroke awareness montha and it is more common than people thing bro you gotta take it seriously, it has nothing to do with other things for real. Please trust the science. The timing of this is just coincidental.

Come on, please take this seriously. It’s a reputable source. Seriously bro, blood clots are happening in younger and younger people, it is totally mysterious bro we have no idea why bro….you gotta take it seriously.

Come on, please bro it’s true. Younger people can have heart attacks too bro, it says here in this article. We have known about this for a while now, and you are just fixated on this cuz of what’s happening. It’s nothing bro…even if it is increasing that doesn’t mean …